grocery shopping

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.

Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.

I got her sloppy seconds.

by Sandy September 15, 2003

Slappincollie

1. When your doing a girl in the butt and she farts.
2. When she farts and you donkey punch her.

Dude I was pumping the poop-chute and she fucking farted so I gave her the ol' slappincollie.

by who the fuck gives a shit June 8, 2003

slippier

Adjective
Comparative
1. More slippy.

The streets are even slippier tonight.

by Kendall Royson April 4, 2006

sloppy slippery slappy

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.

"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie November 10, 2008

sloppy gillapi

when one disposes fecal matter into a cup and smears it onto another persons mouth.

"I'm about to give you a sloppy gillapi."
"Remember that time they gave that kid with the long blond hair a sloppy gillapi at that party after he got that carrot shoved up his ass, that was so funny."

by Dave Gregerson April 18, 2008