When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 5, 2013
Get the Bomber's Surprise Showermug. by Kamariana September 4, 2022
Get the review showermug. When Concrete comes out of the truck so wet and hard at the same time, that anyone named Chantz cums all over his stick partner... typically a shad
by @tHere@ltRuTH April 15, 2025
Get the Chantz Showermug. The 20 brass casings that drop to the ground after firing an entire 20-round magazine of a fully-automatic VZ-61 Škorpion submachine gun. The approximately 900 rounds per minute fire rate allows the magazine to be emptied well before the first casing hits the ground, meaning you can hear the entire Czech Golden Shower.
"You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the 'Czech Golden Shower'." - Brandon Herrera
by h529 November 17, 2022
Get the Czech Golden Showermug. It's when people go out to a lake and basically wash with soap before jumping into the water. ( with swimsuits on)
by Niccole Grant November 12, 2020
Get the Lake showermug. by poop jobber October 17, 2011
Get the rustic showermug. Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
Get the dry showermug.