Sam

Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.

If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.

by wghyamihere April 11, 2023

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Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

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Sam is a manipulative, dishonest, and selfish individual who only cares about their own interests, regardless of who they hurt in the process. They have a reputation for backstabbing and betraying those who trust them, and they have no qualms about spreading malicious rumors or lies to further their own agenda. Sam is also known for being a bully and using their power and influence to intimidate others. In short, Sam is a despicable human being who lacks any semblance of empathy or morality.

Holy shit, is that Sam, the most despicable person ever?

by JoshuaKaplan April 12, 2023

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