Rusty Schwinn

Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.

We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.

by Dr. Ziploc August 01, 2010

Rusty Raincoat

Fucking a girl on her period while wearing a condom

She was on her period but told me she has herpes. So I gave her the rusty raincoat.

by Jmfnw February 26, 2023

rusty greer

A form of pro-se litigation where the litigant, typically Russell Greer, files legal motions and responses that only further serve to fuck his case.

A form of humiliation kink where the litigant gets off by getting fucked by the legal system over stupid lawsuits they file

Russell really rusty greer'd that case by representing himself and filing retarded motions

by February 11, 2024

Rusty Crouth

Someone who has red pubic hair.

shut the fuck up rusty crouth.

by The24Shiz April 21, 2009

rusty steel chair

when someone sits on a chair and gets up and there is a shit stain where the person was sitting

when he got up, he left a rusty steel chair, gross

by jrobohn October 12, 2014

reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo

Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane

by Mondan April 21, 2015

rusty beercap

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.

I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.

by b.diesel April 02, 2014