red dildo 

An adjective used to describe a situation in which everyone is in "fucked".

When yelled, it can be a warning to others to hide from someone who is not liked.

Someone yells "red dildo!" Dorm room doors slam shut.

red dildo by Jimbo Pierce November 21, 2007

red ass 

A highly agitated state as a result of being irritated and frustrated by somebody else's unreasonable actions.

Dude1: "I got some serious fucking red ass!"
Dude2: "What's up?"
Dude1: "My boss just told me I have to work the next ten days straight, or I'm fired."

red ass by fiberBundle January 11, 2008

red scorpion 

a red scorpion is when someone takes their dick and heats it up until it turns red then they shove venom (any from of venom works) into their penis hole and jack off untill they squirt out the venom.

Dude my dick still hurts from that red scorpion!

red scorpion by carlayim popper September 29, 2009

Red Sox 

The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.

Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(

Red Sox by weregopher May 13, 2005

Red Light

A lighted sign expressing that you should speed up and go through it.

SHOOT! RED LIGHT!
*Engine Revs*

Red Light by JessicaVanity August 12, 2007

red sox 

A baseball team thats for real. They dont take steroids and have better looking players than they gay ass yankees. Johnny Damon, Kevin Millar, Manny, Tim Wakefield...there all sexy. There is absolutly no one on the Yankees who is sexy. there all ugly suns of bitches. Boston is better than New York anyways, New York has wanna be gangsters and people who walk around saying, "I kill you motha fucka" where as in Boston people are actually smart and know who to play sports and win games without taking steroids and even though we just won a world series in the last 86 years, it doesnt matter that we won in 1918 because we have won the most recently.

The yankees are fake pieces of shit

red sox by Red Sox Fan June 27, 2005

red sox 

a team that spawns thousands of fans who just dont like the yankees and who half of them wont live to see the next boston world series victory in 86 years

there is no curse red sox just sucks
1918
2004
2072(maybe without buckner)
2090

red sox by 5 game sweep August 23, 2006