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josh is a really cool dude who probably has a cool job and makes a lot of money and mos likey is a ninja astronaut or porn star or maybe does cam girl on his spare time.
josh is really cool
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Josh

Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.

He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.

He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.

Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
You are more of a twat than Josh
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Josh Hutcherson

A fine ass male actor I'd do anything with and still consider myself straight.

A man where having gay fantasies is acceptable if your straight because dammm he's fine, like Its not even gay to wanna do special bonding time with him.

A straight mans pass for homosexuality.
damn I'm straight but I'd totally fuck Josh Hutcherson.
by DearMunter420 March 20, 2024
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Josh Blankenship

Will tell you have he has been playing sports before you were ever born and make corny jokes until you laugh. Knee pain every once in a while. Swears if he was our age he would play good basketball.
by Susan Humphrey May 17, 2022
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Josh Fields

I really wish Josh Fields was my Rank leader. He is very intelligent and beautiful as well as intelligent and beautiful.
He also very tall and intelligent and beautiful. Another way to describe Josh Fields is very intelligent and very beautiful.
by JoshFieldslover69 September 19, 2025
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Joshing

When you are jacking off while playing Smite, and get so worked up you shove an entire vodka bottle up your ass so as to pound your G-spot. Once inserted and once you climax, you have to scream until you black out in your gaming chair.
Josh: "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dies*"
Liam: "Oh for fucks sake, he's joshing again. At least mute your fucking discord homo"

Raymondo Costello Figueroa: "Josh, can you hear us? Josh? JOSH!?!?"
by DogPilledWhiteWoman September 7, 2022
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Josh

Someone who works at McDonald's and had the Medina's fringe and an all looking ugly guy
That guy is called Josh and he's ugly
by MrClapped October 14, 2018
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