Murder Monkey

A black person that has committed several acts of murder

“My nigga Tyrone is a straight up Murder Monkey.”

by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019

chunky monkey

morbidly obese

“my mom calls me chunky monkey because i am morbidly obese”

by stupiddthicc August 6, 2019

follow fashion monkey

(n) a person who physically / mentally changes themselves in order to adapt to trends in society. (we all know a few of these people, if not more)

i started these brown shoes and my friend went out and bought the same ones. hes a follow fashion monkey.

"dont be no follow fashion monkey!" - Bunny Wailer

by santiago zampano March 2, 2010

pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.

my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

by phaydeout January 17, 2011

Acting a monkey

Being ghetto, ignorant, or retarded.

Those kids are acting a monkey on the playground.

by GraphicArtist115 June 18, 2014

Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.

Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.

by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009

Hanging Monkey

The skin that hangs from the female genitalia.

"She had a aesthetically visual hanging monkey."

by Latinlabel May 7, 2005