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Lesbian

Non-men who love non-men.
Any gender other than male can be lesbian!
Example of how it’s used: I’m a lesbian because I love non-men. They aren’t lesbian because they’re male!
by AutumnØwl July 6, 2021
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Lesbian sex

Why do people even search up Lesbian sex?

This is awful!
by You are bad October 31, 2023
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Lesbian

Aww hey my lesbians! Any girl crushes yet!?^^
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by chiki-san May 21, 2021
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Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass
Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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tickled lesbians

when two girls decide to hold hands on the first floor in the hallway near the gym
Are we tickled lesbians??
yes were holding hands on the first floor by the gym.
by Tickledbythelesbian123 October 28, 2021
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Lesbian rubber

by Skeet fuck shit June 26, 2021
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Chernobyl lesbian

A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.

Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.

Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.

Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
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