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Kevin

Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.
That dude is such a Kevin
by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024
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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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Kevin Durant.

by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 11, 2024
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Kevin

A Kevin is an enemy or otherwise hostile entity (in a video game) that becomes non hostile due to a bug or a glitch.

(This term and the term Freddy were started by BackseatStreams)
I think that’s this game’s Kevin
by SirGamers was taken August 13, 2024
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Kevin Nana Kwame

Damn is that Kevin Nana Kwame. Overly trim
by NanaKwamz March 24, 2025
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kevin

A person who is lazy and struggles to handle difficult times, often coming out worse off. He is isolated and lacks supportive friends. He is insecure and lacks talent. He deserves death by death death.
I am a Kevin with a short life span.
by pakistani.kevin April 9, 2025
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