A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022

The most amazing guy you will ever meet he is the one person you want in your corner he will always have your back and if he says he loves you he will always be there for you no matter what he would give the shirt of his back to help anyone in need
Have you met Jacob
by Toast and butter August 14, 2021

The most selfless person on earth, he loves and respects his friends and those who aren’t his friends wish they were.
by North Dakotah Facts May 17, 2021

Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.
by sexysisk May 3, 2020

Jacob is the gayest nigga your ever gonna meet. He’s gay asf and sucks hobo dick in the back alley next to his mom. He’s a big head ass Nigga and if your friends with him, kys.
by latindevil77 January 23, 2022

A strong young couple who loves to make other people happy. Doesn’t like to be public with their love but everyone knows it’s very strong
by Ghost271727 March 14, 2023

A greaser and an emo. If you ever see a jacob you will probably become friends just to call him emo. If you ever see a long and shaggy haired emo greaser, chances are he’s a Jacob.
by Arararararar February 19, 2022
