When someone is being stupid
by jiit98 September 28, 2022
Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.
I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.
by Da BK May 26, 2023
April 4th is national give your girl bestie a hoodie day. show your bestie you appreciate her. give her a hoodie.
Girl Bestie: “Hey it’s National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”
by thatgurlkayyyy April 03, 2022
give me the money now
No?
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No?
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by Truly a free man from prison March 23, 2021
Da standard prayer uttered by horny studs who wish "Da Great One" to furnish them with at least one chance of getting laid in any 24-hour period.
"Variety is da spice of life", and so it's only natural dat when virile dudes make da divine request of, "Give us this day our dally bred", they would also wish for an assortment of different "flavors of flour" in said crunchy comestibles, rather than just plain wheat or rye or barley each and every day --- i.e., they would wanna have sex with lots of different ladies, not just da same gal over and over.
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
Leo: imma give my crush a hug today and then she will know I like her!
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Shane: why and how will she know?
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Leo: cause it’s give a girl a hug day
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Shane: why and how will she know?
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Leo: cause it’s give a girl a hug day
by Jordan 💯💯 October 13, 2021
If I guy asks you to give him head, you must do it at either your crib, or his. If not, it doesn’t count.
by Factually Proven April 12, 2019