The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.
Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021
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Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again
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Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010
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Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
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by Docanon February 11, 2021
Get the WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike mug.The Three Laws of Grant Sex are a set of laws that define the limits and possibilities of Grant Sex. They are as follows:
Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.
Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.
Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.
Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.
Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Grant Police: STOP CITIZEN, you are in violation of Grant Sex law, the third. All citizens are required to know the Three Laws of Grant Sex.
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*
by KbAb March 5, 2011
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"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."
"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."
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