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Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022
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Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015
mugGet the Humpback Horsesmug.

horse cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy
by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018
mugGet the horse cockmug.

whore on a horse

when a female believes she is of higher social stature than others. most likely has a god complex and a case of re-occurring herpes. Also is known to have certain sexual tendencies. the female could be of any age, from playground days up to college.
Who does dat bitch think she is, she a whore on a horse.
by YADHS March 14, 2011
mugGet the whore on a horsemug.

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
mugGet the Fuck me and the horse I flew in onmug.

Horse-Broth

a certain ambiguous liquid; warm & golden; smelling of hay.
the way our capitalistic society operates upon the purposeful exploitation of vulnerable people is horse-broth.
by alevballerra December 17, 2021
mugGet the Horse-Brothmug.

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral
by Sexydimma October 31, 2012
mugGet the putting words in the horse's mouthmug.

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