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Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse
by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022
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Horse in the gutter

Where someone cums on your head and it drips down into your ass crack
He horse in the guttered her
by Crakedgamer57274 September 11, 2021
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sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome
by so help me September 24, 2016
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Henry The Horse

Slang for LSD, derived from the song 'Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!' by The Beatles on their album 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' in 1967.
I had dozens of things to get done but I met with Henry The Horse and now I'm not sure where the last 12 hours went.
by BillMack291 April 24, 2022
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Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
by All the way to the top November 29, 2021
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Horse

Look, a horse.
by Hellmine Cornish April 18, 2023
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Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
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