douchebragadocious

when your husbands douche canoe wins the dragonboat races with one paddle without anyone rowing it and the radiation makes the whole crowd vomit in unison and you get divorced after your hair falls out never marry a mormon they plan for your funeral the day you meet them make sure they dont steal your genetics or take any loans out in your name but its a good idea if you have the capacity to be copacetic enough to know that so make sure you look the other way so you maybe can escape being murdered long enough to try and find out the truth so they can hopefully just go back to the hella hoe hoes that they keep locked in their scary worlds and dungeons yay forever a legendary tale of an account of a story that will forever change the paradigm we used to live in. exterminator el robo stalker of stock wheres the brine we wanna marinate before we roast ya ...... seriously where the fuck is my child

" youre dead bitch." "Yippeeeeeee douchebragadocious pompous scrappy coco wanna be

by Lessthan February 13, 2022

douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022

Duochebag

The Douchebag Duo

Oh hey it's the Douchebag Duo or should I say Duochebag

by Random Words & Definitions December 19, 2022

Douchbag

Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is the definition of a douchbag

by Dictiontron December 29, 2022

Douchezag

someone who rolls zig-zags like a douchebag but remains incredibly entertaining and hilarious

Jim- “That guy just missed the trash can. What a douchezag.”
Kerrie- “Jim you clearly don’t know what a douchezag is.”

by Douchezag April 19, 2023

Doychebag

When you make 20k a month and still have time to be a sex god

Look at Doyz he's such a doychebag

by Doychemaster August 5, 2024

Douchebadge

A law enforcement individual that doesn't play by the rules and typically ends up injuring innocent people and stroking his own ego in the process while lying on the police report/sworn affidavit for the judge

The cop was so ignorant and his duties to uphold the law and treat the public with respect that he chose to be a douchebadge instead.
(In other words back to blue until it happens to you or back the blue until your black and blue!)

by JimHatesPigs March 23, 2025