double selfie

The act of taking a selfie including someone also taking another selfie of himself in your picture.

Hey look a double selfie, that guy was also taking a selfie in this selfie photo!

by tommilover April 15, 2014

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

Double standard

One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.

You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

double-dumpster

The act of defecating inside the confines of a kitchen trash can and then after the act commiting a second relief of the bowels, all within the timespan of 15 minutes.

In an act desperation, Nick ran to the kitchen trashcan to relieve himself of his waste and then when available finished the job in the bathroom, thereby commitng a double-dumpster.

by Doubling June 3, 2017

Double unentendre

When you unintendingly say something that can be taken in a dirty (double entendre) but you mean't it in a clean way

Guy:Man you're really pwning me at this game I take it you know your way around a joystick

Girl:What are you trying to say...

Guy:Oops Double unentendre

by Gentleneal September 4, 2011

Double hypocrite

When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".

Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.

Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite

by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017

Double doobie

When a person takes a shit without wiping then gets into bed naked

Dude I was so tired last night I pulled a double doobie

by Bochwie January 15, 2017