Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

trailer dad

A fine ass man

Omg! Look at that trailer dad

by Trailermom2002 May 7, 2017

Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

Dad's fun box

A tank.

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.

by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022

black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af

Wow I have a black biological daddy!

by Enemy men August 21, 2016

Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.

I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few

by 21babygirl July 9, 2017