Student 1: Dude you're drinking tonight, don't you have a final tomorrow?
Student 2: No worries, I just college freewayed all the notes. Don't cost nothin!
Student 2: No worries, I just college freewayed all the notes. Don't cost nothin!
by no_one1212 December 19, 2007
Get the college freewayedmug. by MR bruno May 27, 2019
Get the college saint-alexandremug. The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.
Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault
by Slahser October 3, 2023
Get the Rowan County Early Collegemug. Referring to the size of a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar. Regarded in a sarcastic tone and used by those with 'college' student-like budgets (i.e. not a lot of money) to represent a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar fitting such a lifestyle.
A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar
A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar
Come on over dude! I got a college fatty rolled up!
Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...
Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...
by Thaddious Braddley February 3, 2017
Get the College Fattymug. The place where friendships, relationships and enemies are made or broken. Everyone who went through the stress of going here never had the intention of "entering to learn" or "departing to serve", but instead came here because of the faces that would greet them at the canteen ready to scab money from everything that had a heartbeat. the people who you would leave to New World with at lunch and chill at Grasslees with. In my time at TC, I have made many accomplishments and achievements that everyone should try to achieve as well, such as climbing the rugby posts, climbing the tower at the canteen, being egged by the yr13 leavers, doing massive drifts with a bicycle on the field, kicking an uncountable amount of balls on the gym roof, getting a detention with the deans, getting involved with more activities (yes it is worth it), being hammered in the face with a dodge ball, do not do survivor though, it is a waste of money and you are going to lose, spending every afternoon at grasslees and swimming in the river. Anyone who is lucky enough to go to this school is guaranteed to leave with good memories and relationships that will last forever.
by MrLucasIsALegend November 24, 2019
Get the tawa collegemug. Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.
Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.
There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.
There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024
Get the Oakton Community Collegemug.