chocolate donut 

When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.

After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."

chocolate donut by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013

chocolate nutcracker 

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.

Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.

chocolate nutcracker by Dance Explo September 17, 2013

cherry chocolate bawhum

when Tay zonday eats chocolate and drinks cherry coke then sucks upon yer bawsack succulently and hums the tune of "cherry chocolate rsin"

some cunt pure gave me a cherry chocolate bawhum!

cherry chocolate bawhum by knuckle children January 4, 2008

Satan Chocolate 

A common term for a Justinian SHIT.

Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.

Satan Chocolate by DoctorLongDONG April 13, 2009

Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.

Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.

Dick Chocolate by Megan Weakass February 12, 2018

Pocket Chocolate 

When you shit your pants but you just have to let it be

"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."

"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."

Pocket Chocolate by Lunaalala November 10, 2019

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish 

To lick a butthole.

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014