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chocolate fudge dragon

Mr.Mackey: Who laid a Chocolate fudge dragon in the urinal?
by Freestyler9418 January 11, 2009
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Little Chocolate Donuts

John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.
by PhyllisDean August 6, 2009
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chocolate pudding cumshot

eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.
Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.
by Arkaitz December 5, 2012
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best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate
Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!
by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020
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Chocolate Star Stamp

The act of accidentally pressing your butt orifice against your partner's lower back or other random body part.
My girlfriend was sitting between my legs in the bath tub, she moved forward so that i could lie back to wet my hair. My ass then slid forward and I gave her the chocolate star stamp on her lower back. True story.
by JefffersonM April 13, 2013
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Chocolate Finger Puppet

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019
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Chocolate Pie

Code word for when a man and a woman are in sexual intercourse and the male finds the wrong hole and is not aware but still continues to do his business while the female either accepts it and thinks its a kinky change or objects in ourtrage.

Useful for when in a public area to not attract attention whilst still getting the message across.
P1: Dude, you hear what happened on the weekend? Chelsea and Ben were going at it and Chelsea got chocolate pie'd.

P2: Dude thats fucked up.
by upsideinside November 3, 2009
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