Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.

Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN

by DUk369 February 14, 2012

Devil burn

A scar, scratch, burn you get when you’re sleep after having a nightmare

I woke up with a devil burn on my arm

by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020

AHH IM BURNING!

what is said when someone is on fire and is burning. normally these people are on fire or are using a hyperbole because they feel very hot.

mostly said by idiots wearing a jacket in the summertime

Josh: Why are you wearing a hoodie? It's 93 degrees out here!
Josh's Mom: AHH IM BURNING!

by hearttcringe October 27, 2023

Burn

UK prison slang for tobacco (although smoking is no longer allowed in UK prisons)

Got any burn bruv?

Yeah man, I'll sort you a pouch, you owe me two next week

by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015

Fin burns

Fin burns loves jake owens wet pulsating wang

Oi yh fin burns gimme slops.

by Bake bowen October 10, 2021