by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.
I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018

by PickleRickwubba April 10, 2019

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by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Where you just got married but you need to light the pussy up with lots of lube and candles fell and it caught on fire and she liked it
by Swoyerman423 July 13, 2016

1) When someone is terrible at something and they can't even do the simplest thing related.
2) When you ruined something that easy to do/understand.
2) When you ruined something that easy to do/understand.
1) "I heard Ori's father is terrible at cooking. He is literally burning the water."
2) "I almost burnt the water when trying to make my presentation!"
2) "I almost burnt the water when trying to make my presentation!"
by Naxiye [2] September 10, 2025
