AHH IM BURNING!

what is said when someone is on fire and is burning. normally these people are on fire or are using a hyperbole because they feel very hot.

mostly said by idiots wearing a jacket in the summertime

Josh: Why are you wearing a hoodie? It's 93 degrees out here!
Josh's Mom: AHH IM BURNING!

by hearttcringe October 27, 2023

Burning a pizza roll

Run over a black person and make the squirt red and white substances

Tyrone made me mad so I started burning a pizza roll

by Riquisha November 5, 2021

burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019

burn squad!

an annoying term used by loud, obnoxious freshmen when someone has been burned. generally followed by a loud "WOOWOOWOO" siren noise..

annoying guy 1 - DUDE YOUR PAINTING SUCKS!
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.

by i'm so glad i'm not a freshman anymore June 18, 2006

fiction burn

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.

The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.

by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017

Anus Burn

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.

amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"

by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013