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gay j-bird

a homosexual person in jail that likes to flirt with his male cell mates. also known as a queer prisonmate.
by googoobutt. November 22, 2011
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cat-bird seat

When there is a person who is the position to play mind games with another.
Candy was in the cat-bitd seat when she got a dip on the side afterher man got caught wiht that hoe.
by Zo May 21, 2005
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lawsuit bird

An angry irrational woman, usually a soccer mom, that doesn't have any rational or logical tactics in an arugment, so she will yell "LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" in a crow-like voice in order to get people to do what she wants. Hence: Lawsuit bird.

It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.
I was raised by a lawsuit bird, so I usually got any class I wnated in high school because the schools feared a lawsuit.
by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006
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Big Bird Math

When you need to simplistically explain an arguably simple math concept to a group of kindergarteners, most of whom probably have an IQ of a parrot or less, although their parents think that the intelligence of their little ones is closer to that of a dolphin.
Some big bird math topics kids at a premium enrichment math center were recently exposed to were: “as easy as ⍺, β, 𝛾” and “COVID-1–2–3.”
by MathPlus November 9, 2021
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bird says stfu

An expression used when green radioactive birds tell you that you are getting too loud.
Origin: Mrs. Bolick's 7th graders at MRSA
Rachel and Girish often play rock, paper, scissors over who said "bird says stfu" first. Of course, Rachel always wins.
by Ann Steely February 4, 2009
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Big Bird Grenades

The outcome of the seventh apocolyptic unicorn rave. This happens once every thousand years when Obama remembers that we need change.
Person:Dude did you see that cat cross the street?

Other Person: Fer sure man

Person: Big Bird Grenades
by psudonomousbosch November 8, 2011
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Blowing out Birds

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure
(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."
by the happy dater January 12, 2012
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