Texas Snowball

When a guy shoots his cum into someone’s ass then sucks it out and kisses them, exchanging the load to the other persons mouth.
Nasty! He gave her a Texas snowball last night! That’s why both of them have shitty smelling breath today.
by Ghaleon81 October 23, 2019
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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 22, 2022
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Texas sundae

When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.
Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.
by EasyE August 22, 2022
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Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
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Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 25, 2023
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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick February 15, 2018
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Texas Peter

A gay texan that has a problem putting a finger up their ass
by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022
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