friend list

We all have one of our friends. It is your list of friends in which order you like them most.

Friend B: Who is at the top of your friend list?
Friend A: Friend C is.

by Henry and Katherine March 23, 2020

conditional friend

individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend

"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.

by inskisspiss June 6, 2018

mousie friend

a mouse or rodent hiding in your apartment or house. very friendly and cute. you cant kill it because you have made friends with the mouse.

last night i heard mousie friend!

by icebergler April 22, 2009

friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011

friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

friend hearts

Hearts you send to your friend. That doesn’t mean you like them it just means y’all are really good friends (best friends).

Your my favorite 💞(friend hearts)

by Rockmock6 October 25, 2017

Fake Friend

A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.

She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.

by Calibabe6 April 19, 2018