My dog taco is the sweet energetic dog you will ever meet he is so cute and wonderful and he is so nice and cute and just the best dog you will ever meet
A person whom bothers dogs....... a play on the term God botherer, it refers to a person keen on stroking dogs (non sexual) despite them being tied up, growling or trying to bite your face off
Omfg look at that pooch!!!.....I'm sorry I can't help myself I'm a prolific dog botherer
A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!