dumb fuck

a retarded person

booper is a dumb fuck

by amogus impostor June 16, 2021

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

political fuck

Someone like Trump

This political fuck makes me what to do a number 2 ten times.

by 4380384 December 8, 2020

lakhn fuck

something that gay people use

"IM TRYING NOT TO LAKHN FUCK"

"i want to lakhn fuck akutagwaa was"

by MIAYYAYAYAYA December 27, 2023

Shut the fuck up

Shut the the fuck up nathan

Nathan being annoying^
me saying shut up
Nathan keeps being being annoying

me please shut up
nathan becomes evenmore annoying

me SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Nathans Enemy May 16, 2020

Indie-Fuck

A term used to describe a generic Indie band

Have you heard that new band that was playing in the pub last night?

Yeah they sound like Indie-Fuck to me

by GetRekt69M8 December 13, 2017

Fuck You Club

When you are worth a significant amount of money and things at work don't bother you anymore. You can feel free to walk at any time because ' fuck you '.

Boss yelled at me today, told him to fuck off and walked out of there. Feels good to be part of the Fuck You Club.

by Jack Edward Travis January 20, 2021