Go fuck yourself

A thing to tell your teachers on the last day of school which means "I hope you become fulfilled with your life and find happiness".

James- "Hey Mr. Jones, you've been a great teacher all year, and I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself"
Mr. Jones- "That is such a nice thing to say, I hope you have an amazing summer!"

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

Fuck no

Yes, but I’m not sure yet.

“Can we hang out?”
“Fuck no”
“Alright update me when you know”

by Nayeonseyelashes June 3, 2023

fuck

a word that can be use in every fucking thing you say.

fucking hell motherfucker fucking bitch

by yoloyman 2222 June 4, 2023

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

Fuck Stand

An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’

‘My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways’

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

The Atomic Fuck

When a guy shoves an atomic bomb up a girl's vagina and then the girl suck his dick and spits the cum into his mouth. The guy then spits it into her eyes and blows the bomb up.

The Atomic Fuck was a real interesting experience.

by Jdidnsnsns June 13, 2023