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I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
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not fucking hungry

The phrase when one screams when they have consumed enough food. The feeling which parents and grandparents refuse to accept as an answer.
My granny kept asking if i was still not hungry. I lost my temper and shouted that im "Not Fucking Hungry" infront of everyone else at the retirement homes
by kidstastelikechicken December 27, 2021
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omg what the fuck

oh my God what the fuck is when you get so fucking confused you COMPLETELY lose ou fucking mind!
1: entry Bebe rv DB f WCW cc'ed savesc 2: omg what the fuck
by rainbowJFS March 5, 2021
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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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fuck tard

omg you know that Reice kid???? Yeah he's a FUCK TARD
by florida white May 5, 2017
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Fucking Bitch Lagger

A term used to describe a person with such an immensely low internet connection that they are lowered to a level that of a female dog, using "fucking' for more emphasis on their lag.
Person 1:"Man this guy is keeping us from starting our game!"
Person 2:" I know right? He's such a Fucking Bitch Lagger!!!"
Person 3:"Lets just kick his ass out of our guild He's always doing this shit!"
by Klikster January 19, 2014
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