dandy slap

when you get slapped by a long hard willy

i got a dandy slap as slick was horny

by Prodgod August 22, 2007

Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

by Marty February 23, 2003

Slip Slap

When a male blows his load on a females chest. The female then takes the males hand and wipes the load off her chest. The male then slaps the female across the face with the load he wiped off her chest.

Josh gave the slip slap to his friends old girlfriend in the closet, and then she wiped her face on his friends shirt. His friend then wore the shirt with the cum stain on it to church.

by jmox95 October 23, 2009

Donkey Slap

A process where you begin with the arm at approximately floor level, swinging up in a full fast arc to the persons face, at the last moment balling the hand into a fist, impacting the face with the thumb side of the fist. the fist is instantly released, so that there is no visible explanation as to why the impact was so violent.

Tony got donkey slapped by his girlfriend for screwing around with her sister.

by karth95 May 22, 2008

twat slap

A name for a bitch you cant stand

That girl is a fucking twat slap!

by Christine Percival June 07, 2007

Dorm slap

whenever two girls slap pussys in a dorm shower, if their hands are full, to say "hey whats up."

Ashley: Hey Caroline we should totally dorm slap more often it is fun.

by Ashley / Caroline October 17, 2007

slap monkey

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.

Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.

by CDSmith1967 July 11, 2008