Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?

Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!

by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023

podcast walk

pretending to go for a run, but actually just listening to podcasts outside

I put on my workout clothes to go running, but ended up only going for a podcast walk listenig to this week's This American Life.

by iamtheword March 26, 2017

A walk in the economy

something that is really bad or screwed up.

Guy #1: Damn it! My girlfriend invited her new friend over for dinner tonight!
Guy #2: So... What's so bad about that?
Guy #1: She's my ex!
Guy #2: Damn. That sounds like it's going to be a walk in the economy
Guy#1: You think???

by StevTaal January 30, 2010

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.

Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.

by Toggi October 13, 2008

Corona Walk

Going for a walk and staying at least 6 feet away from others.

We went on a Corona Walk today.

Girl, I wouldn't be caught corona walking with you!

by McKeiser March 24, 2020