Turtle

I’m doing good, quints are alright

A:how r u, do u like quints?
B:turtle

by Bright&All October 22, 2020

Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019

kiss that turtle ass

hot/ juciy

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021

turtle

An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.

Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!

by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

by AND YOU! January 14, 2025

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020