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Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.
Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad
by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016
mugGet the Smooth her saladmug.

all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.
Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024
mugGet the all saladmug.

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch
I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.
by allisonjmac March 1, 2025
mugGet the Chopped Saladmug.

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.
Come and eat my salad.
by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023
mugGet the eat my saladmug.

salad shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
mugGet the salad shortsmug.

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
by BigD1967 February 19, 2021
mugGet the Wheelchair Saladmug.

ranch salad dressing

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"
by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013
mugGet the ranch salad dressingmug.

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