david

the mexican cousin

omg that's david. i wonder if he can speak espanol

by h20h034 December 1, 2019

David

Racist, sexist and homophobic

-Guy 1: Damn that was offensive

-Guy 2: Yeah but what can you expect he's David
David: *N word*

by Joebigpenis November 22, 2021

David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024

david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong

i suc david

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

David Huang

Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?

by Zokreeser June 14, 2022

David pena

Someone really short and homosexual.

Omg did you see how short David Pena is!

by Totallynotfakeeeeee April 6, 2022

david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred

Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "

by DerNigglet April 12, 2019