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Social media

Multiple apps/websites like, twitter (daily dose of cancellation), Instagram (daily dose of photoshop) youtube, (daily dose of getting banned for no reason) Facebook (daily does of parents) Snapchat (daily dose of filter) tik tok (daily dose of cringe)
Do you have social media

Be more specific dumbass
by Spxdes August 20, 2021
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social apple

A man (usually named Gabriel) that likes to eat and also talk to people.
Wow, that guy Gabriel is a real social apple!
by --that one guy-- November 29, 2016
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social dyslexia

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.
Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.
by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020
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Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.
Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011
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Social Democracy

ˈsō-shəl ˌdeməˈkrasē

A political system that balances capitalism with a strong commitment to social justice and welfare. It aims to regulate the market economy to prevent exploitation, reduce inequality, and guarantee fundamental rights like universal healthcare, education, and workers' protections. It believes democracy isn't just about voting but also about ensuring everyone has the real means to participate in society. Social Democracy tries to create a fairer society without dismantling capitalism entirely, promoting gradual reform over revolution.

You're a threat to everyone tho.
Journalist: Are you a Communist?

Olof Palme: No, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Are you a Socialist?

Olof Palme: Again, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Soo, a capitalist?

Olof Palme: Dumbass, I am apart of Social Democracy, and I am in a Social Democratic party.
by Bobert Bob Boberson August 10, 2025
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pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.
Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, that shit took so long! I’ll be there for sure!
by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021
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Anti-social fucker

Anti-social fucker means a person who is horny as fuck. But doesn't want to talk to a woman to have sex.
Yeah, I'm kind of an Anti-social fucker.
by A random human who exists September 20, 2022
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