Man: "I've seen Lysol kill the virus in a minute, maybe we could inject something like that."
Woman: "You're a retard."
Woman: "You're a retard."
by Charlfever April 24, 2020
Get the Retardmug. Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.
June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.
by rosemarylong June 2, 2010
Get the retard wrednesdaymug. 
The heart of a frat party.
by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022
Get the Bucket hat retardmug. When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.
Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.
by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024
Get the Retarded Strangermug. People that show signs of retard, but not every time. Flashes of a retard. It’s ism. Not completely, but sometimes.
You suffer from retardism. Symptoms: foggy brain, social discard, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, sticking bare wires on your tongue, crossing the cross walk on a “don’t walk” sign. DONT WALK!!!!!
by Book of Randy July 26, 2024
Get the Retardismmug.