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Adjective - Having one more at staff drinks (really 5) when you’re opening in the morning and then waking up 2 hours late in a blind panic before rushing into work, without your usual litre of hairspray.
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Josh is a bitch and his ginger head with a brain so small it measures 0 milligrams
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The other name for a big fat joint or a spliff.

Joshes are large, loud and bring a smile on every face
- Roll me another one homie.
- Maaan you could do it yourself...
- dayum! I forgot about that one Josh in my bag! It's gonna be great man!
by Anjpal June 6, 2024
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A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.
Person 1: Hey señor let me fuck your dog man.

Person 2: OH fuck, it's Josh!
by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022
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Josh is the type of person who can't do a heist on gta5 and likes riding in the bike tracks but while he's in the bike tracks he takes some kinds riding on there bikes and puts them in his stolen kids ditch
Josh is in the woods stealing some small children on there bikes said his mate
by The man1297 January 4, 2020
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Josh is a quiet and shy guy on the outside but can be nice and romantic. He is never quick to lose his temper and is very calm. If you break up with him he will be pissed off and confused. He doesn’t understand much about love but is very book smart. He is overall Aspiring beautiful intelligent tasteful charming and helpful.
Girl: I love josh!
Other girl: Why? He’s kind of weird.
Girl: Yeah but I still like him.
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Josh has a banging personality but can’t roll for shit. has some fucked sleeping pattern. funniest boy and loyal. does random workouts at night cause he’s bored. only goes out for an hour because he wakes up at like 3pm, gets moved down sets in school for beefing teachers cause he think he’s hard.
by joshfan June 14, 2020
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