Mr. Jenkins

A teddy bear that wears airplane pajamas and protects little boys from the worlds evils at night!

Mr. Jenkins, I Love you!! Your my best friend!

by [e-mail] November 30, 2018

Mr. Jones

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

Mr Smith

A Mr Smith is a frisky man who sneaks into the bathroom with a pen camera as a young female showers and proceeds to get some juicy shots for later use. A Mr Smith usually tries running to Wales once found out.

Person 1: " Did you hear about Michael with the pen camera"
Person : "Yeah, i think he is a Mr Smith"

by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016

Mr. Mcdreamy

1. The boy who appears to be a mirror image of your "dream" somebody.
2. The boy who is perfect whom you cannot have
(Ideal appearence: tall, dark hair, beautiful eyes, amazing lips, etc.).
(Ideal names: Scott, Evan, Michael, Tyler, etc.

"Why hello there Mr. Mcdreamy!"
... or people who spell acorn - eggcorn.

by Brooke Allana N. July 29, 2008

Mr Vietnam

The man who men (usually named Tom) fantasise about constantly

Tom:Wish i could have a bit of that mr vietnam ;)

by Franksy2 May 12, 2009

Mrs. Shade

A dumbass guidance counselor at Austin High School in Decatur, AL who talks too loud in microphones and has an ass the size of Jupiter.

(Referring to Bonnie Shade) Mrs. Shade got a donk, she got a donk, she got a donk, she got a donk, she got a donk!

by Roundboy Ali RP October 20, 2008

Mr. Nips

The correct way to say the nickname for the dean instead of “mr.nips” you disgusting troglodyte

Bro 1: looks it’s mr.nips
Bro 2: *slaps him* it’s Mr. Nips
Bro 1: fine okay, by the way I’m dating your sister
Bro 2: ... dad?

by Cooler larrythelobster69 March 14, 2019