by Urd3adb3atdad May 25, 2024
Jake is bad news. Usually older than who he hits up, sexy-bad boy-type shit which makes him attractive, but also unattractive because he knows that he’s cute, and he is a stoner. Brown hair, average height, not very strong. Surprisingly gets a lot of girls because of his smart comments and knows how to make girls fall for his little smirky grin. Did not used to be such a player but got his heart broken and closed his heart off in fear of getting hurt again.
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!! Your my everything and always. you are funny, sexy and always make my day. i always think about you and our memories together
by myaisthebesttttr January 26, 2022
by DaOne69 February 04, 2022
Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick
by Tyler38929 May 18, 2019
Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.
by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021