Jacob Keeler

He's bitch made.

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.

by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024

Jacob

A person who likes coding and kids.

"Oh, it's that Jacob guy!"
"Ewww.. Doesn't he like kids!?"

by driftsdrafts July 13, 2025

Jacobed

verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.

I jacobed.

by Levarris August 15, 2019

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

jacob chamroeun

Young nigga making moves FA$T onna $et

Jacob Chamroeun a real nigga. onna $et

by Real Nigga onna $et August 21, 2017

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025