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Fucker Bastard

A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.

Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.
Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.
by Claire Law April 2, 2023
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Grilled Cheese Fucker

Someone who sticks their dick in grilled cheese.
Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
by GrilledCheeseMan April 4, 2023
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fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023
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fucker mother

An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.
You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.
by AnyNationExceptAmerica January 15, 2023
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Trucker Fucker

A person, usually a male in his mid 30s-40s, whos so obsessed with trucks that they would basically have sex with one.
P1: "Matt's such a trucker fucker."
P2: "I know right!"
by beeeeeeeebo0 December 4, 2022
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Cousin Fucker

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin

Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!

Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard

Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022
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goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal
man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
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