An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. by Peanut boy 12345 January 15, 2012
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Get the The Cereal Bowlmug. by Abe Lincoln lives here October 19, 2020
Get the That's all gravy in the bowl.mug. by Faisal Manjdog March 23, 2022
Get the Fish Bowlmug. List : Rules for bowling ball
Bower : The person that bows
Spider: the person that Lost the turn
Spiner: The person thar won the turn bowling version of winner
Sheeter : marks The score on the paper and (most areas) will cheer for their team. ( Some places have a drinker that does this job)
Drinker : Someone that Cheers for their team
Trivial : no spins down
Whole : one spin down
Half : 2 spins down
Thridth : 3 spins down
Fourth: 4 spins down
fifth : 5 spins down
Sixth : 6 spins down
Seventh: 7 spins down
Eighth: 8 spins down
Ninth: 8 spins down
Strike (or tenth in some places) : 10 spins down in 1st try
spare: 10 spins down in the 2nd try
Donkey, eagle (and or in some places Turkey): 10 spins down In a 3rd try
Score (and in some places a Straight or right): 10 spins down in a 4th try
Quiz : 10 spins down within the 5 or more try
Try : Bowling version of round or chance
Bower : The person that bows
Spider: the person that Lost the turn
Spiner: The person thar won the turn bowling version of winner
Sheeter : marks The score on the paper and (most areas) will cheer for their team. ( Some places have a drinker that does this job)
Drinker : Someone that Cheers for their team
Trivial : no spins down
Whole : one spin down
Half : 2 spins down
Thridth : 3 spins down
Fourth: 4 spins down
fifth : 5 spins down
Sixth : 6 spins down
Seventh: 7 spins down
Eighth: 8 spins down
Ninth: 8 spins down
Strike (or tenth in some places) : 10 spins down in 1st try
spare: 10 spins down in the 2nd try
Donkey, eagle (and or in some places Turkey): 10 spins down In a 3rd try
Score (and in some places a Straight or right): 10 spins down in a 4th try
Quiz : 10 spins down within the 5 or more try
Try : Bowling version of round or chance
by 459395 April 21, 2023
Get the Bowling listmug. "he said he would match on a bowl so i packed a big bowl and he ripped me off and packed a Jneff bowl."
"Damn! Dont make it that Jneff bowl bullshit, i actually wanna get high!"
"Damn! Dont make it that Jneff bowl bullshit, i actually wanna get high!"
by bibbla the bubbla April 18, 2008
Get the Jneff bowlmug.