Boner Cats

Cats (cool people) that walk around with boners all over the vases, and break the fine china.

A Boner Cats just walked through my home and destroyed my very expensive three-dimensional art. :(

by Bitches. The Man August 13, 2011

Wanna be boner

When a penis wants to be a boner but it's owner won't let it because he's in public dancing.

Am I trouble because I gave you a wanna be boner or because ur starting to have feelings for me.

by Justaguyyouknow October 25, 2011

Double Boner

When a man gets 2 boners at once.

Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?

You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.

by Dirtytacos February 26, 2009

Tiny Boner

An expression used for something good or cool, tight, great etc.

Your mom was tiny boner last night!

Me: Your hair is Tiny Boner Katie
Katie Baker: :D

by aidhnaihndahdaha January 23, 2009

Boner Coke

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.

T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!

by Shellsashala May 14, 2010

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 2, 2004

500 boners

500 is the most you can have.

bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.

by Ese Y December 14, 2008