Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

Block Waiver

High School Seniors in Manteca Unified School District in Manteca, California can take 1st or 4th Period OFF (AKA Come to School later or leave School early) if they have enough graduation requirements

Random Freshman: Do you have 4 classes?
JJ: Since I have a block waiver, I only have 3 classes

by KoKane42069 July 19, 2023

Aces-Block

Ace is shorten for da last name of the leada of Ace-blocks and all know locations of these hoodlum blocks are Rahway, and Los Angeles. What to call each block is A-block

Ay man, I heard Carl Whitan from Aces-Block snitched.

by JerkingAP October 9, 2023

Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend

I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

chick blocking

A female version of manspreading where a woman will encounter 2 or more women she knows. They all stop, form a cluster at the point of contact, and start talking. They are unaware that they blocking a shop entrance, footpath, grocery store aisle, or other public access point. They continue to talk while not noticing that they are forcing people go around them or take a different way.

I had collected my disabled daughter from school. As I was pushing her wheelchair to the car, I came across 4 women who were waiting for their kids. They were chick blocking the footpath and did not seem to notice that we needed to get past. So I had to go off the footpath and push her wheelchair through the mud. I then had to clean my daughter's wheelchair before she could use it in the house.

by urbanned dictionary November 5, 2025