best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

by martcraft June 6, 2018

best Linux distro

Linux Mint

For the best Linux distro, please give Linux Mint a try

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

The best tuggie-wuggies

Slang for male masturbation. Stems from a tiTikTok sound about the best huggie-wuggies. -

“Yeah, I was on my cycle. So I gave him the best tuggie-wuggies he ever had.”

by anonymous February 14, 2024

best

just simply the best thing / person u've ever got to meet, a person whom u cherish a lot

Hey, Harrar, you're best!

by Zoranfan005 May 6, 2018

Aiden Is The Best

Aiden is the best, and Denmark isn't. Jasper is 2nd in Command of being the best. Denmark, shut the fuck up.

Aiden Is The Best - "Aiden, you are the best."

by fu80qwr4uo[awefrhuo May 17, 2021

The best girlfriend <3

The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3

X:Hey guess what
Y: what?
X: I literally got the best girlfriend <3 I love her so much ♡♡

by The one u'll always love <3 September 4, 2021