Asshole

The place from where your crap comes

Last night I got my asshole open like a can of beers

by GreatHacker64 April 23, 2018

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised

Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo

by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023

Asshole

A person who isn’t nice, isn’t respectful, and doesn’t treat people correctly.

Zack is being such an asshole!

by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020

asshole

the taste of an ass

Oh youre an asshole

by uh69 March 15, 2023

asshole

Every guy in NS1.

Hey, man! Don't be an asshole! Don't be like NS1!

by Professor Woland November 27, 2019

torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 9, 2018