Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023

Happy Keith Arsewank day

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Abadi Day

A day that's based off Abadi supremacy.

" guys its Abadi Day! this dunya is so lucky to have the noor that is the Abadi bloodline"

by Queenof rap November 4, 2021

soldier day

A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances

Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."

by anon02279er October 7, 2012

No Corrections Day

November 12, 4:10 a.m. - November 13, 4:10 a.m.

On this day shall no corrections of faulty English formation/structure/spelling be made, as agreed by participating delegates.

No Corrections Day
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Person 1: brush your teeth as if there's no tomorrow.

Person 2: =S I will do that indeed.

by Thr33mo November 14, 2010

Bimoran Day

Bimoran Day is an unofficial Persian Holiday that has been cherished by people for years. This holiday has been celeberated on January 23th for years, in order to appreciate the importance of honesty. "BiMoraN" actually stands for "Bikhodi Mora-at Nakon" which means don't bother yourself, and don't lie to make others happy; Say what you really feel and before worrying about others, worry about yourself. People are used to lie about how they really are feeling so they can keep others safe, but what about your own safety? On this day, we cherish honesty and the greatness of revealing our true feelings without a doubt.

Fereydoon: Dad, what should I tell her/him?
Padar: The truth, son. This is Bimoran Day.

by JerryTheFather January 23, 2019

Feely day

On January 12, women must accept ALL requests they receive from men to feel their boobs.

Man 1: “could I touch your tiddies for a moment? It is Feely Day”
Woman: “fine. Just once.”

by Chucklehead_85421 January 11, 2023

days of fucking

The Days of Fucking is a period of time at the height of the sexual liberation era when birth control pills became available to the public. This time was when it was full blown humping like dogs since the possibility of unwanted births decreased and the worst that could happen via unprotected sex could be cured or treated with pills from a doctor and you could go back to it. This is known as Cat Scratch Fever termed by Ted Nugent. However the arrival of HIV and AIDS started to bring an abrupt end to this huge massive sexual revolution and started implementing using protection to reduce the spread of HIV and AIDS. It is also referenced in an episode of Black Dynamite how long he's known someone. Black Dynamite replies I've known him since the Days Of Fucking.

The Days OF Fucking must have been a kick ass time to be alive until HIV and AIDS arrived.

by Jac Mihoff January 2, 2019