Skip to main content

SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!
by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016
mugGet the SpongeBob swear wordsmug.

N-Word Pass

Some form of permission from someone of African descent given to someone of another race, usually white, giving them permission to say the N-Word without it being racist.
"Hey Ni🅱️🅱️a" "Bruh what?" "It's okay, Tyrone gave him the N-Word pass."
by Oofpacitomos September 19, 2019
mugGet the N-Word Passmug.

Three. Words. Here.

Like an action movie poster, the generic marketing convention that adds excitement to any endeavor.
We have to blow the client away. We need Three. Words. Here.
by JormanThoad November 7, 2018
mugGet the Three. Words. Here.mug.

First word crisis

Having a hard time talking after a long period of silence
“She had a serious first word crisis after spending the entire morning doing homework
by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013
mugGet the First word crisismug.

Monster-Word-Dick

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.
Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.
by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013
mugGet the Monster-Word-Dickmug.

Share this definition