Jay walking

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.

Stop jay walking you pigs.

by Kuehlstein June 13, 2018

Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Walk

Take a big giant dookey

I just took a a walk

by Samrt person February 25, 2018

Piece of cake walk in the park

Something that's extremely easy. A combination of the phrases "Piece of cake", "Cake walk", & "Walk in the park", all of which mean something that's very easy. A piece of cake is a piece of cake & a cake walk is walking with a cake, so a piece of cake walk would be walking with a piece of cake. A walk in the park is walking in the park, so a piece of cake walk in the park would be walking in the park with a piece of cake.

I wasn't fazed by Fukouna Shoujo 03. It was a piece of cake walk in the park.

by Definitively Cool October 4, 2023

Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019